tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post2308197646409094820..comments2023-06-12T03:44:32.253-07:00Comments on In Your Guts: The CelebrityGabrielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07625820710593491688noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-76512918652120815762010-01-22T16:29:28.884-08:002010-01-22T16:29:28.884-08:00You should make me into a celebrity sausage becaus...You should make me into a celebrity sausage because I am a sausage. Like all great sausages, I am from Chicago and I'm Polish. My bearded manly outside is like a casing, it's tougher to get through but encases a softer side. The red hair on my head is similar to the casing closure at the end of a sausage, some people like it, but many people think it's gross and don't care for it. The meaty interior represents my passion and drive, it's the best part, but sometimes there isn't enough to go around. Garlic is my sense of humor, some underestimate it's importance but sometimes it can be overkill. My Irish liver represents the beer in the sausage, strong and possibly a limited existence. The cheese represents my insecurities, they aren't needed but make me stronger overall. The toppings are my abilities and potential, they can be in perfect harmony or completely underutilized. <br /><br />...the bread on the other hand represents my jackets, I have a lot of different jackets.Russellhttp://www.internetruss.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-68159035801982495212010-01-22T11:16:59.282-08:002010-01-22T11:16:59.282-08:00You should name it after me, Rusty. I sit around,...You should name it after me, Rusty. I sit around, I drink beer, and I eat too much. Isn't that what sausage is all about? Yeah, I don't really know what that means either.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745614973809652232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-40508824316418167792010-01-22T09:16:07.330-08:002010-01-22T09:16:07.330-08:00I think you should name it after my sister Tanis b...I think you should name it after my sister Tanis because she is a vegetarian. Odd reason? Sure, but I think having a meat product named after her may be enough to bring her back to the cool side of the playground.Ethanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06934771583968080918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-1127382223722330542010-01-22T08:54:46.858-08:002010-01-22T08:54:46.858-08:00I'd like to nominate my boyfriend Steve as the...I'd like to nominate my boyfriend Steve as the sausage's namesake. His diet consists mostly of Daisy Cutter (and, recently, Big Hugs). He really needs to eat something, and thanks to his out-of-control narcissism, a hot dog named after him might be his only chance to regain strength.Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01970477259969100593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-87604815209075152002010-01-22T06:07:04.874-08:002010-01-22T06:07:04.874-08:00I think it should be named after my friend Dylan. ...I think it should be named after my friend Dylan. He is a drunk bastard who also makes his own sausage! Oh, yea - and he is unemployed so maybe having an encased meat named after him will spark some motivation in the lazy boy.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06076590535390532823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-30609148568801777422010-01-21T18:04:19.700-08:002010-01-21T18:04:19.700-08:00I think that it would be a wise move for you to na...I think that it would be a wise move for you to name your sausage after my boyfriend, Will Hobbs. He is, after all, destined to be a celebrity is his own right. He will be a famous illustrator; and the one and only survivor of the future apocalypse, thanks to his shape shifting abilities. Wow!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01789394420361631608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-43441546010190117352010-01-21T12:41:10.502-08:002010-01-21T12:41:10.502-08:00I think you should name it after me, Mr. Sparkle. ...I think you should name it after me, Mr. Sparkle. I am a magnet for foodstuffs and will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.Mr. Sparklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10950242605623795739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6291498028864003045.post-86613908769535896392010-01-21T12:03:55.923-08:002010-01-21T12:03:55.923-08:00I think you should name it after that glorious cyc...I think you should name it after that glorious cycling team that has your logo plastered all over their sexy asses. That much hotness deserves a piece of "encased meat" named after it. Frankly I would consider it a milestone in my career to have a sausage associated with me.<br /><br />Oh and BTW, Empty Sea was killer!Helgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15075207126013823410noreply@blogger.com